Yep, yours truly did it. Five years and far too many bad decisions, it comes down to my named printed at approximately 10 point font on page A6 of the paper. And as is The Nevada Sagebrush's tradition (which is the student newspaper I work at) I was christened a new name for the final issue of the year. While I'm not exactly Carrie Bradshaw material, (I mean, who is?) I like to kid myself sometimes that perhaps one day, I'll have a closet that would make her envious and a syndicated column that would leave her grabbing for another cosmo.